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♪ in rockefeller center, the national broadcasting company presents -- tonight's guests are -- and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> tiriq: come on, friends. it's the 0300! and here he is -- jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ]

captions paid for by nbc-universal television -- captions by vitac -- www.vitac.com ♪ ♪ 300, 300, 300 300, 300, 300 300, 300, 300 ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right, everybody, welcome to our show. thank you for being here. thank you so much for being here with us. welcome to "late night with jimmy fallon." let's get right to the news, you guys. hurricane earl is headed towards the east coast, and i heard that some towns in new jersey may have to be evacuated later this week. yep. the cast of "the jersey shore" would have to relocate to neighboring communities. at which point, those towns would have to be evacuated. [ laughter ] so it's a cycle that doesn't end. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ light laughter ] [ cheers ]

hey, listen to this, "america's got talent" was the highest-rated show last night, despite a 30-minute delay from president obama's speech. i actually thought the speech was part of the show. i was like, "man, this guy's a terrible magician. [ laughter ] he's not doing any tricks or anything." this is kind of cool. miley cyrus, boyz ii men, usher and ludacris all performed at justin beiber's concert in madison square garden last night, right here in new york city. yeah, the craziest part is that after the show, they played the knicks and won. [ laughter and applause ] how is that possible? bieber's got a crazy jump shot. [ laughter ] here's some tech news, at apple's big press conference today, steve jobs said that, so far, the company sold 275 million ipods. and everyone at the conference was like, "what?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ 300, 300 that's right. >> audience member: fist pumping! >> jimmy: that's right, yeah. [ light laughter ] apple sold 275 million ipods, meanwhile, somewhere out there, someone purchased the 100th zune. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] zune jokes. this is pretty interesting. a new poll found 76% of americans would still buy a ticket to a mel gibson movie. [ light laughter ] the other 24% were like, "what are you, a meshugana?" [ laughter ] check this out. a new survey found 30% of parents get bored playing with their kids. [ scattered applause ] [ light laughter ] you can't clap at that! [ laughter ]

what's wrong with these people? >> steve: they wouldn't applaud in china for that. i'll tell you that right now. [ laughter ] hard working people. >> jimmy: 30% of parents get bored playing with their kids. that explains the game my parents played with me, "hide and stay." [ laughter ] "i have been in here for a while! i'm getting hungry!" [ laughter ] i don't know what to make of this. a new survey found that one out of four grown men travel with a stuffed animal. [ light laughter ] while the rest just buy weed when they get there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i heard that facebook ceo mark zuckerberg turned down a chance to be on "dancing with the stars" this fall. that's right, zuckerberg said that he didn't have what it takes to appear on the show. you know, debt. [ laughter ]

"i got to pay the bills, man! [ laughter ] what other shows are there? 'get punched by mike tyson'? i'll do it! [ laughter ] i'm perfect for the show." get this, beaches in italy are now training dogs to become lifeguards. that should work. [ laughter ] as long as someone throws a tennis ball at you while you are drowning. [ laughter ] "save them! save-a luigi. [ cheers and applause ] save him! no, not luigi, the other luigi!" and finally, a hiker in washington accidentally shot himself in the butt when he put a gun in his back pocket. [ laughter ] the guy said he is ashamed and embarrassed and really thankful he didn't have a front pocket. [ laughter ] ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, everybody, tonight is our 300th show! ladies and gentlemen, we have a great show. give it up for the roots! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: hey, everybody, tonight is our 300th show! oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's crazy. it's gone fast. >> questlove: seems like yesterday. >> jimmy: say it again? >> audience member: pump it slow. >> jimmy: pump it slow? ♪ bad idea. all right, i tried it. [ laughter ] we got a little something for everybody on tonight's show. it's unbelievable. two icons of the fashion world, anna wintour and marc jacobs are here. [ cheers and applause ] they're here to talk about a really cool event. it's called "fashion's night out." that's happening worldwide next week. wwe superstar, and star of the new movie "legendary," john cena is joining us! [ cheers and applause ]

i love that guy. we got a performance from deejay lance rock and your favorite characters from "yo gabba gabba!," tonight! [ cheers and applause ] i love those guys. so, last night, we did a cool thing. we asked viewers to go on twitter and tweet us ideas for a new song that i would perform tonight. we have tons of great stuff. song titles like, "my grandpa ate my toast." "blacksmith, blacksmith" and in parenthesis, "forge the metal." [ laughter ] someone wanted me to sing about toothpaste. anyways, thank you guys for all your suggestions. they were all great. we did pick one. it was sent in by @vixenchick. who asked us to sing a song called, "i love your elbows." [ light laughter ] well, vixenchick, you asked for it. you got it. here's the world premier of "i love your elbows." [ cheers and applause ]

>> two, three, four. ♪ ♪ love everything about you from your head down to your toes ♪ ♪ i dig the way you smile and the way that you wear your clothes ♪ ♪ you have hair just like rapunzel and legs like an antelope ♪ ♪ but nothing can compare to those beautiful elbows ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ elbows elbows bend it and flex it and move it all-around ♪ ♪ i ain't gonna lie girl, you foxy you have the sexiest joints in town ♪ ♪ ain't no thing but a chicken wing i ain't talkin' ♪ ♪ 'bout your knees those ligaments ♪ ♪ and cartilage just make me

want to scream ♪ ♪ i love your elbows so pointy and so freaky i love your elbows so flaky and sexy, oh ♪ ♪ i love your elbows better keep them off the table i love your elbows ♪ ♪ they look like giant knuckles i love your elbows. so freaky and so flexy ♪ ♪ i love your elbows so flaky and so sexy, oh i love your elbows better keep them ♪ ♪ off the table i love your elbows they look like giant knuckles, oh ♪ ♪ i love your elbows so pointy and so freaky i love your elbows so flaky and so perfect ♪ >> jimmy: go, go, go! bring it down. bring it down. ♪ i love your elbows >> jimmy: bring it down. here, it'll go like this. ♪ i love your elbows >> elbows! >> jimmy: that's it. that was the right word. [ laughter ] let's try it again. ♪ i love your elbows >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. let them hear you say -- ♪ i love your elbows

>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. one more time. ♪ i love your elbows >> jimmy: ooh, i like that, do it again. ♪ i love your elbows why don't you stand up, let's do it right, come on. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ i love your elbows >> jimmy: just say it, come on. ♪ i love your elbows >> jimmy: show them elbows. show them elbows. ♪ i love your elbows >> jimmy: let's bring it home! ♪ i love your elbows so pointy and so freaky i love your elbows so flaky and so sexy, oh ♪ ♪ i love your elbows better keep them off the table i love your elbows they look like ♪ ♪ giant knuckles, oh i love your elbows so pointy and so freaky i love your elbows ♪ ♪ so flaky and so perfect i love your elbows ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with more "late night"! come on back! >> tariq: one, two, three, four!

♪ i love your elbows i love your elbows i love your elbows i love your elbows ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, everybody. it's time, once again, to play "competitive spit takes." ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to "competitive spit takes," the game where we get audience members to tell the punch line to a joke and their friends respond by spraying them with a mist of lukewarm backwash. [ laughter ] [ audience groans ] and then, you, the audience, votes on which perform the best, which team performs the best. yeah, thanks. [ light laughter ] now let's meet the first pair of audience volunteers. come on over, guys. [ cheers and applause ] hi, nice to see you. how you doing, buddy? nice to meet you guys. what your names? >> i'm justin. >> jimmy: justin? >> and i'm kevin. >> jimmy: justin and kevin. how do you know each other? >> we are brothers. >> jimmy: are you brothers? >> we're brothers. >> jimmy: oh, cool. now -- twins or older or younger? >> i'm 25.

>> 23. >> jimmy: all right, very good. all right, cool. now, you know that one of you will be spitting, and the other will be receiving, right? [ laughter ] >> receiving, yes. >> jimmy: now, it still hasn't been decided who will be doing what, does that make you nervous at all? >> very. >> jimmy: it does. okay, good. [ light laughter ] you guys are gonna wait to get back at each other. it's gonna be fantastic. it will be fantastic. now, you know what a spit take is. when someone says something shocking or funny while you're drinking water and you spit it out. all right, so, let's find who will be doing the spitting and the taking? lets bring out the die. here it is, look at this. [ cheers and applause ] a beautiful die. as you can see, the die says spit on three sides and take on the other three. okay, now, i need a representative from the team to roll the die. so you will be doing what? >> i will roll. >> jimmy: go for it, buddy. [ drum roll ] you will be receiving. [ audience groans ] [ sad tuba ] ♪ you will be receiving. >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, you stand over there. you stand here, buddy. all right, brothers. here's the way it's going to work. here's a glass of water for you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: here's a punch line for to you read. >> all right. >> jimmy: just prepare. now audience, please keep in

mind that you will be voting on both the delivery of the punch line and the spit take. now take a large sip of as much water as you possibly can. [ light laughter ] there you go. wait, wait, wait. he's not ready. [ laughter ] are you both ready. >> be nice. be nice. >> jimmy: go for it. >> "piranha 3d"? i thought you said, "rihanna has vd." [ laughter ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very good. nicely done. nicely done. how do you feel? refreshed? >> very. >> jimmy: very refreshed, yeah. a little wet. let's look at that one more time in slow motion, everybody. ♪ [ laughter ] oh, my gosh! that was violent. that was violent. thank you guys so much. team number two, come on over, guys. [ cheers and applause ] thanks for being here. how you doing, my man?

nice to see you, buddy. thanks for being here, pal. what are your names? >> anil. >> jimmy: anil? >> yeah. >> and phil. >> jimmy: anil and phil. oh, you rhyme. [ laughter ] is that how you met? you went to a rhyming convention? "phil, bill, meet anil." [ light laughter ] are you guys friends? >> yeah, we went to high school together back in the day. >> back in australia. >> jimmy: oh, really? you're all the way from australia? >> yeah, we are. >> jimmy: hanging out in new york city? >> we are. >> jimmy: you love it. what a great city, right? >> wonderful. >> great weather. >> jimmy: yeah, it is. now, you realize that one of you will be spitting on the other person. [ light laughter ] yeah, you have done that before? [ laughter ] >> no, probably not. >> jimmy: i can't believe you had to think about that. okay. [ laughter ] let's find out who will be doing the spitting and who will be doing the taking. can we bring in the die back, please? who's gonna roll the die? [ scattered cheers ] >> i'll be doing that. >> jimmy: go for it. [ drum roll ] ooh! [ sad tuba ] ♪ [ light laughter ] so sorry, you will be doing the receiving. you stand over there and you come over here. can we get the water? all right, you guys, here's your water. here's your punch line. audience, get ready. let him get a good sip, okay? go for it, buddy. yeah, that's good.

whenever you're ready. >> "eat, pray, love"? i thought you said "sweet gay love." [ laughter ] ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: very good. very nice. let's look at that one more time in slow motion. ♪ wow! wow! wow! his glasses almost came off. what's that? we have time for one more? oh, great. why don't you guys switch places. [ laughter ] [ scattered cheers ] i think you know how this works. >> yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whenever you're ready. take a good sip and get him back, okay? >> all right. >> jimmy: here we go. oh, yeah. >> "hurricane earl"? i thought you said, "pube jheri curl." [ laughter ]

♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: that was great. all right, you guys, let's bring in both of our teams right here. that was truly amazing. [ cheers and applause ] team one step back in here. ladies and gentlemen, it's time for to you choose who's was the best punch line. was it team number one? [ cheers and applause ] or is it team number two? [ cheers and applause ] team number one is the winner! you win a set of "late night with jimmy fallon" towels. you can dry off in style. here you go right there. [ light laughter ] congratulations, you guys. >> thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: and since no one goes home empty-handed. for the losers, we have "late night jimmy fallon" moist towelettes. [ laughter ] that's it for "competitive spit takes." [ cheers and applause ] we will be back with anna wintour and marc jacobs! come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ gecko: good news sir, i just got an email from the office and word is people really love our claims service.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to our show, and thank you so much for watching. our first guests this evening are a pair of fashion industry legends. she is the editor-in-chief of the fashion world's bible

"vogue" magazine. and he was the only designer among "time" magazine's "100 most influential" for 2010. please welcome anna wintour and marc jacobs. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you can share the couch, yeah, goi meana' be sharing a chair this evening, yes. welcome, welcome to the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: so happy to have you on the show. i've known you guys for a while. anna, i think i've known you longer from the met ball. >> that's right, yeah. >> jimmy: that's right, you always invite me you have this amazing night out, the met ball -- the fund-raiser. >> yes, it raises money for the metropolitan museum's costume institute every year. and i was actually lucky enough two years ago to have marc as my co-chair. i think you were there that night -- >> jimmy: absolutely. >> in the receiving line with justin timberlake and kate moss. >> jimmy: yes, it's always fun for me to drink in a museum legally.

[ laughter ] that's always what i like about that, but it is -- >> they still let you drink, smoking is another issue. >> you can illegally in the bathroom. >> jimmy: i know, i do love that though it is so much fun it's very -- you know one of the reasons i love it is 'cause you know how to throw a party. i mean it's so well organized. you get in there, everyone's dressed up -- it's the biggest of the bigs in fashion. and everyone has got these beautiful gowns. and everyone's dressed so nice. you get in you do have a few drinks, but it's always fun, and then, a crazy, awesome performance by something. >> yeah, well we had lady gaga this year. you were there, right? >> jimmy: yeah, it was fantastic, yeah. >> well, there was a brief moment where she was communing with god. and she was praying in the back, waiting for god to tell her it was all right to go on stage. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. yeah, i always talk to god too. whenever he says you can start the show, he books a lot of acts in new york city. [ laughter ] >> fortunately, he gave her the message after 45 minutes. so that's -- [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: that's right, that was very interesting. i do like, too, the mix of people. like it's very interesting, like you do that so well, too. like, it's anywhere from comedians to, you know, mick jagger. i sat with mick this year. and then, sometimes i sat with, you know, tom ford or, you know, or marc if i'm lucky to sit with you. >> yeah, you never had me yet. >> jimmy: why won't you let me sit with you, why? >> yeah, i don't know, i'm picky about who i sit with. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: unbelievable, and what do you have on? you are wearing something interesting. >> a kilt. >> jimmy: you're wearing a kilt. >> a sort of kilt, yeah. >> jimmy: looks like a pseudo-kilt. >> it's a kilt half kilt. >> jimmy: yeah, a kilt half kilt, i've never seen that. >> not quite a banana outfit. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: talking about the banana boys. yeah, you were going to come out dressed as bananas? >> we were worried. >> jimmy: no, no, we don't make anyone do that. >> anna was particularly worried, i wasn't. >> jimmy: i wouldn't make you guys do that. >> oh, now, anna, i would say that you are the editor-in-chief of this. this is your day job, "vogue" magazine. >> right. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow so anyway, you see how thick this is? this is 726 pages, in one magazine.

this is like it weighs -- how much is this? >> it's $4.99, it weighs six pounds. >> jimmy: it weighs more than per dollar you're getting more for your buck, this is amazing. >> right, right. well, there's a great picture of marc in there, actually. are you wearing a kilt in there? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you really? >> and my arm is in a sling. yeah, it was a good day for me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was that just for a photo shoot, or you just hurt your arm? >> no, i just had my shoulder operated on. but, unfortunately, or fortunately one can't say no to anna. so, when i was asked to be in the picture, i was like okay. i'll leave the hospital, get off the morphine drip and go to the photo shoot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god, what a great picture. >> but it was a portfolio celebrating fashion's night out happening next week, believe it or not. and marc is, obviously, going to be doing wonderful things. i think you are going to be there. >> jimmy: i am going to be there, at your store. >> nice suit, by the way. >> jimmy: thank you, i am wearing marc jacobs. >> yes. >> jimmy: you know how to do it, buddy. [ laughter ] i'm very smart. i think, yeah. i think ahead, i knew he was going to be on here. [ applause ] you make great stuff, amazing stuff. >> thank you. >> jimmy: when did you realize as a designer -- i mean, you're just coming up,

and you go -- i mean, it's a tough job. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, not everyone is immediately successful. when did you realize, i've made it? >> i think -- actually about 12 years ago i got a job with vuitton. my partner and i, we had started with marc jacobs years ago. and when we were approached by louis vuitton which is a company some people out there may have heard of -- [ light laughter ] i think things really took off for us because we started opening shops. i mean, anna, of course, was really super supportive of us back from her "hg," "house and garden" days, and even before, and that helped. but, when it felt like a real success is when we started opening our own boutiques. we started reaching more people by designing accessories, like, bags and shoes. we got our name out there. and then we started doing a lower priceline, which got it out to even more people. and, of course, that is, i guess, what made us a success. >> jimmy: do you think like a celebrity wears your stuff, is that like a big break for you, like if somebody like oh my gosh, sofia coppola is wearing my bag? is that a giant thing? >> yeah, well, sophia's a friend. yeah, i guess she is, yeah, a big celebrity, but --

>> jimmy: or, sarah jessica parker, somebody, like, "oh my gosh"? >> -- yeah, it doesn't hurt. you know, i think everybody out there in the world is so keen on, like, celebrity and what people are doing and wearing -- and their general interest in fashion is that certainly is a great promotion. but, we don't really court them. it's just like if you come and you want it, it's cool, and -- >> jimmy: did you think you ever think that you would make it to this height? >> no. >> jimmy: i mean, really you are making baby clothes now. >> no, i know, i never, never thought i would. so -- >> jimmy: that's exciting. >> yeah, it's great. >> jimmy: it's fascinating. >> i'm grateful, happy. >> jimmy: now, anna, i was going to ask you, you broke in so many designers, that must feel good, right? >> well, it's one of the -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in a good way, not broken. >> i'm kidding. >> jimmy: you crushed their dreams, you crushed the dreams of designers everywhere. [ laughter ] >> that's not the word, that i would have chosen. but obviously, it's one of the great joys of this job. you are able to help people along the path. and it's really wonderful when

you see someone like marc, whom i've known for so many years and seen him struggle in the early days and become such a success. and i think such an inspiration to so many young designers all over the world. so -- >> that seems like, yeah as a designer, if you get a spread in vogue magazine, it's like being a comedian and getting on "johnny carson." you go oh my gosh, that's it i've reached -- my career's set. >> i remember my first cover, you put mikalah, an israeli model, and you put her in a yellow and white dress of mine, it was back in the days of perry ellis and i was on the subway going to work. and someone said to me "you've a dress on the cover of "vogue." what are you doing on the subway?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i guess they wanted you to take a horse and carriage? >> but, i think we meant to talk about fashion tonight. >> jimmy: yes, we will go back to talking about fashion's night out, absoulutely. because it is -- explain how big it is now. because this is the second year you're doing this? >> it is the second year, and we started it about 18 months ago when everybody was really in retail dolldrums, and the idea was just to really have the world become inspired by fashion again and understand how much

fun it was to get them back into the stores and make designers and celebrities and models available for them this a way that is, you know, not -- it's not usually possible. >> jimmy: yeah and you -- so on friday night, next friday, the stores stay open later than normal and you have like sales and --? >> no sales, full price. [ laughter ] >> things are for sale. they're not on sale. >> for sale! >> jimmy: no discount? come on, i know you guys. no, but you want -- it's spread everywhere. it's just like boutique stores or everything? >> no, it's boutiques, department stores, specialty stores -- it's you know the u.s., europe, it's a big thing. >> yeah, i think it's 1,000 stores in new york, 100 cities across america and 16, 17, 18 countries, now. >> jimmy: wow. >> so all over the world, we'll be shopping like crazy on the tenth. but i think, you know what's really fun is it's being able to meet the people that you don't usually meet all on the same night and do fun things, like i think at barney's you can play

ping pong or they do a musical chairs. and i don't know what maybe you two are gonna' dress as bananas and -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i'm wearing my kilt that's not a kilt. >> i'll do whatever they tell me to do. >> that's good, but, also next week will be crazy for you guys. because tuesday night, you're doing, like, the biggest, the largest fashion show in new york city. >> that's right. that's right. well, it's really the kickoff for the fashion's night out. it's open to the public although, unfortunately, we sold out within an hour. it's 200 models, the trends of the whole full season. and we just -- my biggest nightmare is it's not going to start on time. because for many years, i've always complained about people not starting on time. and i'm worried that i'll do the same thing. >> jimmy: you're kind of famous for not starting on time. >> i was -- >> not anymore, not anymore. >> -- i was famous for starting later than anybody in the united states of america. and then i changed. and now i start, and the only person who actually has seen the show is anna. because everybody else had been locked out we started in advance. >> early. >> jimmy: you started earlier this year? >> i tend to be very extreme

that way, either three hours late or 10 minutes early. >> but, it's always worth it. >> jimmy: can you tell us what your fall line up is going to be, what your fall line is? >> oh, the fall line is done, thank god. spring i have no idea, we've got like 10 days left. and a lot can change in ten days. so it can go from floor-length dresses to, you know, micromini skirts over the next week. >> jimmy: what is the new black? >> uh, 47. >> jimmy: 47, there you go. there's a curveball for you, 47, i don't know what that means. >> that's my age. >> jimmy: that's your age. >> yeah, it was a joke, a bad joke. >> jimmy: no, no, no, please. i was expecting like taupe or pink. >> pink is the new black. >> jimmy: is pink the new black? >> no, "pink is the navy blue of india." that was dyna bridge. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're blowing my mind right now. this is fantastic. well, anyways, the fashion night out is next friday. i will be out with you guys, celebrating. >> come, shop, everybody. >> jimmy: come shop, everybody. you're doing a great thing. thank you for doing that. [ cheers and applause ] please come back whenever you want to. i appreciate it. fashion's night out is september 10th. our thanks to anna wintour and marc jacobs.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. our next guest is starring in his third feature film, the

family drama, "legendary" which is in theaters friday, september 10th. he's also a nine-time wwe world champion. ♪ at 6'1", weighing in at 240 pounds, his time is now! ladies and gentlemen, the champ, john cena! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> maybe that was a trap door. >> jimmy: yeah, that was a trap door again. that was the extra smoke this time, it was really smokey. >> lots of smoke. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah.

thank you for coming back to our show. this our third time having you on. >> thanks, man. little peeved though. >> jimmy: what do you mean? >> jacobs -- >> jimmy: yeah? >> comes out in a skirt. i had my mini skirt. i still got the spanx on. the guy stole my gimmick. >> oh my gosh, unbelievable, he stole what you were wearing. [ laughter ] >> yeah, so i mean, he beat me to it. i had to throw the suit on, just as a last minute thing. it was nice. >> jimmy: i'm so sorry. next time -- >> i've been working out on my calves, ready to show off my legs. >> jimmy: i know. i was gonna wear the same thing. i said, "you're wearing the 'kilt not a kilt'?" he's like, "yes!" [ laughter ] >> so yes. all right, well, i'll give it to him. i'll give it to him. >> jimmy: oh i know -- absolutely, i understood. i'm glad you changed your mind last minute. >> congrats on 300, 300th episode. >> jimmy: thanks [ cheers and applause ] >> so what to you have, a theme song? do we have a "300" theme song? ♪ ♪ 300, 300, 300, 300 300, 300, 300, 300 ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: speaking of this -- you won't even believe this. we are 300 and gosh, i can't believe we made it this long, but, you -- 900. >> that's correct, we just celebrated our 900th episode of "monday night raw," monday night in boston. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ 900, 900, 900, 900 900, 900, 900 ♪ >> jimmy: 900 shows. but that's once a week. we do ours every single night. >> yeah, we've been on for 17 years and we ran some fun facts on monday. a show like "jersey shore" would have to stay airing until 2083 to catch up with us. [ laughter ] yes, yes. >> jimmy: that's a lot of fist pumping. >> that's too much fist pumping. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, do you watch "jersey shore"? >> i -- i'm a fan of "jersey shore," actually. it's a little bit of a guilty pleasure. >> jimmy: i love it, i think this -- [ cheers and applause ] i think this year, this season, i love it. >> you guys know what's up. >> jimmy: this season i think is the best season. the situation has now become like mr. furley of the show -- [ laughter ] because if something happens and they cut to his face, it's always like -- [ laughter ] pulling his sunglasses down, like snooki drops a chicken, he's like -- [ laughter ] it's like fantastic. >> it's like he's watching on the outside. >> jimmy: yeah! like he's not part of the house, or something. it's so good.

he's peeking into the window like, "wha?" [ laughter ] it's so good, i think it's the best season. do you think they could hack it in the ring, you think? >> i -- you know what? i actually would like to see those guys in the wwe. i've seen their antics on tv, i think they'd have a great home with us. i think they'd be -- >> jimmy: i can see ronnie up there. >> big ronnie's got a hell of a right hand. all he'd have to do is duck it. [ cheers ] i've seen him, he's got that heavy right. >> jimmy: he did get a heavy right. >> i know. "one punch, bro! one punch, bro!" >> jimmy:" one punch, bro!" oh my god. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i love that you're quoting "jersey shore." this is awesome because -- [ cheers ] >> this is happening. ♪ 300, 300, 900, 300 900, 300 ♪ >> jimmy: i got to you about -- [ laughter ] it's so good, it's so good. i want to talk about your dad. i found out your dad is now in the wrestling business too. >> he is, as a matter of fact i'm -- the john cenas have made history throughout wwe. it's been an honor and a privilege to kind of follow in your father's footsteps. there

are the term second generation, third generation super stars, guys like ted dibiase jr., randy orton -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- cody rhodes. i am the first reverse second generation superstar. my dad shares the name john cena, he gave me the name john cena. and as soon as i got the popularity with wwe -- he is such a big sports entertainment fan that now he works wrestling matches all over new england as johnny fabulous, father of wwe superstar, john cena. [ cheers and applause ] love you, dad. you are crazy, but i love you. >> jimmy: yeah, "i love you, dad, but i'm suing you. [ laughter ] for using my name." does he wrestle? >> he actually does. he manages. he gets in the ring every once in a while. >> jimmy: gosh, are you scared? >> not at all. god, he's crazy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's so fun. >> he raised five boys on his own, he can get in there and whip anybody's ass. >> jimmy: you have -- really -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: -- four brothers? >> family of five boys. my father and my mother are complete saints and they can handle themselves in any situation. >> jimmy: did you guys wrestle in high school, growing up? >> no, we just beat each other up. i wrestled with issues, jimmy. [ laughter ] i wrestled with issues.

what pair of mc hammer pants to wear to school. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. >> would they put a coke machine in the cafeteria? can i possibly make an omelette in home ec class? issues. i wrestled with issues. >> jimmy: yeah, those issues, yeah. >> absolutely. >> jimmy: those zubaz pants, yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i know exactly what you're talking about. >> too many of those that are still in my closet. >> jimmy: oh my god, no. i had the z cavaricci is what i have. >> the high buttons? >> jimmy: oh, it's up to here, and then -- >> marc -- he knows about that. maybe you can bring those back for us. i've been saving -- i've been waiting on it to come back. >> jimmy: it's so bad. i remember i was going to some dance or some prom thing. it was -- gosh, it was just so high pressure and i bought these shoes that were black shoes with silver tips. >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] that's cool. >> jimmy: and i thought that was the coolest thing in the world. i go, "what am i doing?" >> "let me put on some z cavs, bro." >> jimmy: yeah, and the z cavs! >> mint! >> jimmy: yeah, the merry-go-round, yeah! i was like, "what am i doing?" [ laughter ] i was like a crazy man. i was so - i had shoulder pads. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i was like, "this looks cool, right?" my dad was like "i'm going to the kitchen. [ laughter ] i'm not going to watch you. this was so embarrassing." but, we have to talk about this movie, "legendary." >> i'd appreciate it if you did. >> jimmy: yes, i will. >> they'd kill me if we didn't. >> jimmy: yeah, oh yeah, i have to. well, i'm excited about this.

so, you play -- it says a brother story. >> yeah, which is cool, you know, with the family i come from, i actually get to play an older brother who actually has kind of lost his way, but then goes back to being quite a good mentor and a coach for a really, really intelligent young kid, my younger brother, cal. >> jimmy: yeah and you -- you kind of you train him to become a wrestler in high school, and -- >> yup. >> jimmy: help him win. >> and he's kind of using that as a catalyst to get a broken home back together. it's a very inspirational story. a very feel good story. i'm very proud to be part of this movie with a hell of a cast. devon graye played my younger brother, patricia clarkson is in it, danny glover is in it. >> jimmy: danny glover, i love him. >> and it really, really is something you'd be able to watch and go out of the theatre feeling good about yourself. >> jimmy: we have a clip from "legendary" -- >> let's roll the clip. >> jimmy: take a look. john cena. ♪ >> cal, get up. back straight, back straight. go with your back straight, that's where you get your strength. then you circle. look at my left leg. take your eyes off it, look at it. and when you're ready to make your move, halfway through, switch it around.

tie me up with the right. with your right leg on mine, you keep me from panning out and you take me down. you understand? >> yeah. >> here. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i love when he's like -- "i just took you down." i love -- it was shot in new orleans, right? >> yes, it was. >> jimmy: that's cool that you're giving back to that city, that's awesome. >> wonderful place to shoot. >> jimmy: new orleans is a great place. "legendary" is in theaters, next friday, september 10th. [ cheers and applause ] john cena, everybody! thank you, brother. we're glad you're here too. you're a good man. yo gabba gabba performs next. come on back, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ sniffs ] honey... my mom's on her way over. this chair smells. we gotta wash this thing, now. wash it?! [ male announcer ] there's a better way to get rid of odors.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: if you haven't seen these next guests, you're gonna love these guys. they star in the beloved nick jr. show. they're in the midst of a huge concert tour that runs through december. they just released a second volume of songs from the show, "music is awesome. here to perform kool and the gang's "spirit of the boogie," with a little help from the roots, please welcome deejay lance rock and the characters from "yo gabba gabba!" [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yeah, the roots and "yo gabba gabba" in the house. we got brobee, foofa, toode, muno and plex! ♪ yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ get up let's go y'all the boogie's back again for the boogie ♪ ♪ there is no beginning and there is no end, ha come on, uh feel the funk, y'all ♪ ♪ get up, uh come on feel the spirit the spirit of the boogie ♪ ♪ come on feel it come on pop your fingers, higher ♪ ♪ it's the boogie, y'all get down got to feel it the spirit ♪ ♪ of the boogie let's ride

yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ just feel the spirit of the boogie check it out just let it flow ♪ ♪ 'cause when the boogie come to get you you ain't got nowhere to go just feel the spirit ♪ ♪ of the boogie it's the baddest little boogie in the land ♪ ♪ feel the spirit of the boogie band it's the baddest little boogie in the land ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ come on, y'all get down, whee-ha feel the spirit ♪

♪ get on i said ride the rhythm ride the rhythm ♪ ♪ ride the rhythm ride the rhythm ride the rhythm ride the rhythm ♪ ♪ ride the rhythm ride the rhythm ride the rhythm ride the rhythm ♪ ♪ feel the spirit of the boogie band it's the baddest little boogie in the land ♪ ♪ feel the spirit of the boogie band it's the baddest little boogie in the land ♪ >> and it feels good! ♪ feel the spirit of the boogie band it's the baddest little boogie in the land ♪ ♪ feel the spirit of the boogie band it's the baddest little boogie in the land ♪ >> one more time now. ♪ feel the spirit of the boogie band it's the baddest little boogie in the land ♪

>> ride the rhythm now. ♪ feel the spirit of the boogie band it's the baddest little boogie in the land ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> the roots and "yo gabba gabba!" on "jimmy fallon" are getting awesome! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you guys, thank you, thank you so much. thanks deejay lance. how are you doing, buddy? thank you guys so much. "yo gabba gabba!" the show airs only on nick jr. and you can see the gabbas live on tour through december. we'll be right back! thank you, guys! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] people! look at you!

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to anna wintour, marc jacobs, john cena, deejay lance rock, and the characters from "yo gabba gabba!" [ cheers and applause ] and the greatest band in late night, the roots! [ cheers and applause ] stay-tuned for "carson daly." thanks for watching. have a good night. happy 300! see you tomorrow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪